Not all jellyfish look like a white plastic bag so keep your eyes open and if you get stung remember that pissing yourself helps. So if you ever piss yourself when you are drunk just say you were stung by a jelly fish and you need to ease the pain. If the person mocking you about pissing yourself is also drunk that should work out nicely.
Remember to always have a camera with you because you never know what shot will become the next most viewed picture on the Internet.
I suppose the cost of real estate in the ocean will be going up soon, that's good news for predators apparently.
"Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever." That's one of my all time favorite fat quotes. We're not here about the quotes though, let's do some comics.
Some of our favorite comics of all time come by way of Glasbergen. We actually inadvertently posted a few of his comics a few years ago and we'd like to link over to the full repertoire of diet comics for your viewing pleasure. He's got some really funny stuff about menopause, nurses, hospitals and other medical related stuff too.
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