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Award-winning writer: Jackie Papandrew

Airing My Dirty Laundry!

The Dragon Lady

There’s a sad segregation in my neighborhood, an intractable chasm between the people who like big dogs and the people who like little dogs. Like oil and water, these two just don’t mix. The small-dog crowd, owners of canine bits of fluff that would fit nicely in the purse of a celebrity, look askance at the large, slobbery cretins who share their streets. The big-dog bunch sees their neighbors’ diminutive darlings as annoying, slightly oversized rodents. Wars have been waged over lesser matters.

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Tough Golf Shot

A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman shuffled onto the tee and asked if he could accompany the young man as he was golfing alone. Not being able to say no, he allowed the old gent to join him.

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The Story of Soul

There once was a man named Soul who was walking in a garden. He was whistling a real sweet tune for he was saved and had the joy of the Lord, but he was a baby Christian. As Soul was walking, a beautiful and seductive woman came out from behind a tree. Soul was very startled. He said, "Hello, I'm Soul, what is your name?"

She replied, "I am Temptation, I have what you want."

"What do I want?" replied Soul.

"You want to do all things which are of the flesh," said Temptation.

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Parking Money

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What if you're the one your mother warned you about?

How about in addition to the speed limit, we have an age limit.

How do wealthy rappers stay so angry?

Can't only 50% of the population be overweight?

Where the hell are my memory pills?

Why do we call it a deadbolt? Because if we don't use it, we'll die?

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① Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡.
② One should love animals. They are so tasty.
  每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃.
③ Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
  要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
④ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
  要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.
⑤ Behind every successful man, there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
  每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.

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"Are you all right?" my seatmate on the plane asked, after noticing tears roll down my cheeks.

"I'm flying my husband's ashes to Michigan for burial," I explained, "and it just struck me that this will be our last trip together."

"I know how you feel," she said.

"I had my horse for 20 years and just put him to sleep last week."

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